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Funny Birthday card - 'What's going on here?' 'I'm making meringues. The recipe says separate 2 eggs...it just doesn't say how far'
Greeting inside - Happy BirthdaySeparate£1.80 Greeting card - fix bathroom or pub?
Greeting inside - BlankPub£1.60 Funny Birthday Card - 'Another birthday, and another year older...
...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!'
Greeting inside - Have a Great BirthdayAnother Year Older£1.70 Greeting Card - The golden rule is, if it's got tyres or bollocks, you're going to have trouble with it
Greeting inside - BlankTrouble£1.70 2 Plasticine gold fish inside large gold fish bowl, one fish seems to have swallowed all the water from the bowl whilst the other says - "Very funny ... now can you spit the water back out?!"

Greeting inside - Happy Birthday!Spit It Out£1.30
Greeting card - Proof that men should never be allowed to buy their own clothes
Greeting inside - BlankMen & Clothes£1.99 Greeting Card - cartoon of Victorian cricketers by Mike Williams - 'Early Sledging - "I'll bet your Mothers sisters cousin is not a particularly pleasant sort of person"
Greeting inside - BlankEarly Sledging£2.15 Birthday Card- funny card - 'The credit crunch was hitting so hard...she was forced to sell herself on the street'
Greeting inside - Happy BirthdayOrange Juice£1.70 Greeting Card - Quote - 'Age is nothing but experience. And some of us are more experienced than other' Andy Rooney 
Greeting inside - BlankAge Is Experience£1.90 Greeting Card - Quote - 'I always cook with wine. Sometimes I add it to the food.'
Greeting inside - BlankCook with Wine£1.99
Greeting card - "If the shoe fits, buy them in every colour!"
Greeting inside - BlankIf The Shoe Fits!£2.10 Greeting Card - cartoon of Daleks from Punch magazine - "Well, this certainly buggers our plan to conquer the Universe"
Greeting inside - BlankTake Over The World £2.10 Funny card - cartoon of man holding his hands in the air - 'John turned off the vacuum and waited for his medal'
Greeting inside - BlankVacuum£1.60 Blank Card - The Interesting Thoughts of Edward Monkton - Magic of Wine
Greeting inside - BlankMagic of Wine£2.20 Birthday card - stressed at being another year older?... whichever way you look at it stressed is just desserts spelt backwards
Greeting inside - Happy BirthdayDesserts£2.30
Birthday card - Happy Birthday... so it's girls out on the town for a quiet celebration?
Greeting inside - Happy BirthdayQuiet Celebration£1.99 Birthday card - When I asked for something short, dangerous and on the rocks for my birthday... this wasn't what I had in mind!
Greeting inside - Happy BirthdayOn the Rocks£1.99 Greeting card - this is what happens when you buy a hot tub off ebay
Greeting inside - BlankEbay£1.99 Birthday card - As it's your Birthday, go on, pamper yourself... while no one's looking!
Greeting inside - Happy BirthdayPamper Yourself£1.99 Greeting card - Life is like a box of chocolates... Darth Vader was tempted by the dark side
Greeting inside - BlankDark Side£1.60
Birthday card - get your tongue in the right position... your fingers on the buttons and you're ready to play 
Greeting inside - BlankReady To Play£1.60 Greeting card - Happy Birthday you twat!
Greeting inside - BlankBirthday Twat£1.60 Birthday card - Is this good for wasps? Not really, it kills them
Greeting inside - Happy BirthdayWasps£1.60 Funny Birthday card - 'Sigh. Why do I spend so much time in the kitchen? Oh yeah!...'
Greeting inside - ...That's where I keep the wine and chocolate!
Happy BirthdaySo Much Time£1.80 Greeting Card - photograph of Mother & daughter shopping - 'So, we'll play this really good game when Daddy gets home and pretend we've been to the park, fed the ducks and had an ice cream'
Greeting inside - BlankGood Game£1.60
Funny Blank card - 'He loved his sport but he'd had a bad run: first tennis elbow, then athlere's foot and now...golf balls! He needed a break.'
Greeting inside - BlankGolf Balls£1.99 Birthday card - at your age there's nothing wrong with an odd grey hare!
Greeting inside - Happy BirthdayOdd Grey Hare!£1.99 Birthday card - Happy Birthday... to a classy old bird!
Greeting inside - Happy BirthdayClassy Old Bird!£1.99 Birthday card - he made sure that his wife never asked him to hang a picture again!
Greeting inside - Happy BirthdayHanging a Picture£2.30 Greeting Card - Quote - 'When a waiter invites you to try the wine, swirl it, sniff it, sip it, savour it and then say Yep, that should get me hammered.'
Greeting inside - BlankTry the Wine£1.99