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Greeting Card - Quote - 'I'm an occasional drinker. The kind of guy that goes out for a quick beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.' Raymond Chandler
Greeting inside - BlankOccasional Drinker£1.99 Blank card - Naked Hikers
Greeting inside - BlankTake a Hike!£2.30 Greeting Card - cartoon of man in a solicitors office from Punch magazine - "Nothing personal, Mr Knight, but I was hoping to speak to one of the others"
Greeting inside - BlankBastard & Knight£2.10 Greeting Card - photograph of pair of old ladies - 'I'm off to the doctors, I don't like the look of my husband - I'll come too. I can't stand the sight of mine!'
Greeting inside - BlankOff to the Doctors£1.70 Funny card - cartoon of two rhinos drinking wine in a park
Greeting inside - BlankWhinos£1.60
Greeting Card - Oh come on Christopher, the world is flat, the beer is flat... and let's face it, the barmaids aren't exactly overblown
Greeting inside - BlankWorld is Flat£2.15 Blank Card - The Interesting Thoughts of Edward Monkton - Magic of Wine
Greeting inside - BlankMagic of Wine£2.20 Greeting card - Never had so much flesh been so unnecessary
Greeting inside - BlankSo Much Flesh£1.99 Greeting card - Proof that men should never be allowed to buy their own clothes
Greeting inside - BlankMen & Clothes£1.99 Greeting Card - cartoon of 2 cows, one which is floating - 'For God's sake Maggie, stop feeling guilty about your CO2 emissions and fart'
Greeting inside - BlankCO2 Emissions£1.60
Greeting Card - photograph of lady with glass of champagne - 'I really love you she said. Is that the champagne talking? he asked. No, she laughed That's me talking to the champagne'
Greeting inside - BlankChampagne£1.60 Greeting card - fix bathroom or pub?
Greeting inside - BlankPub£1.60 Greeting Card - cartoon of Daleks from Punch magazine - "Well, this certainly buggers our plan to conquer the Universe"
Greeting inside - BlankTake Over The World £2.10 Greeting Card - cartoon of Victorian cricketers by Mike Williams - 'Early Sledging - "I'll bet your Mothers sisters cousin is not a particularly pleasant sort of person"
Greeting inside - BlankEarly Sledging£2.15 Funny Greeting Card - 'After swallowing a tennis ball...Harry was dreading going for a poo!'
Greeting inside - BlankTennis Ball£1.70
Greeting Card - The golden rule is, if it's got tyres or bollocks, you're going to have trouble with it
Greeting inside - BlankTrouble£1.70 Greeting Card - Quote - 'Hangovers are the wrath of grapes' Dortothy Parker 
Greeting inside - BlankHangovers£1.90 Greeting Card - Quote - 'There are no good girls gone wrong. Only bad girls found out.'
Greeting inside - BlankGood Girls, Bad Girls£1.99 Funny card - cartoon of man holding his hands in the air - 'John turned off the vacuum and waited for his medal'
Greeting inside - BlankVacuum£1.60 Blank Card - The Interesting Thoughts of Edward Monkton - Anything is Possible
Greeting inside - BlankAnything is Possible£2.20
Greeting card - Life is like a box of chocolates... Darth Vader was tempted by the dark side
Greeting inside - BlankDark Side£1.60 Greeting card - real men don't need to ask for directions
Greeting inside - BlankDon't Ask for Directions£1.60 Greeting Card - photograph of Mother & daughter shopping - 'So, we'll play this really good game when Daddy gets home and pretend we've been to the park, fed the ducks and had an ice cream'
Greeting inside - BlankGood Game£1.60 Greeting Card - Quote - 'When a waiter invites you to try the wine, swirl it, sniff it, sip it, savour it and then say Yep, that should get me hammered.'
Greeting inside - BlankTry the Wine£1.99 Funny card - cartoon of lady with 3 large barrels of wine and vodka - 'Wendy was ready for her coffee morning with the girls'
Greeting inside - BlankCoffee Morning£1.60
Greeting Card - photograph of ladies gardening - 'I've been flashing my tits at the tomatoes, so they turn red from blushing - Has it worked? - No, but my cucumbers are enormous!'
Greeting inside - BlankFlashing£1.70 Greeting Card - cartoon of pair of lions on an empty ark by Mike Williams - "You're not STILL hungry?"
Greeting inside - BlankYou're Not Still Hungry?£2.15 Greeting Card - "Mummy, where does poo come from?" - "Well, food goes into our tummies, our bodies take out the good stuff, and whatever's left comes out of our bottoms" - "and, what about Tigger?"
Greeting inside - BlankWhat About Tigger?£1.70 Greeting card - "On the next day God created alcohol"
Greeting inside - BlankCreated Alcohol£1.60 Greeting Card - Quote - 'I always cook with wine. Sometimes I add it to the food.'
Greeting inside - BlankCook with Wine£1.99