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Funny Birthday Cards


Give your loved ones a good laugh with our collection of funny birthday cards. Whether you’re looking for cheeky innuendos or amusing punchlines, we have you covered with a range of designs to suit all relations and ages

All our cards can be personalised with a handwritten message, which we’ll write for you – just tell us the message you’d like to add, and we’ll take care of the rest. 

Funny Birthday Cards for Men

Whether it's your dad, partner, brother, grandad, uncle or a male friend - we have funny card designs specifically for men. From funny drinking innuendos to hilarious illustrations with a cheeky punchline - you’ll find something for all personalities. 

Funny Birthday Cards for Her 

Give her some laughter this birthday with a funny birthday card for her. From humorous punchlines targeting her shopping habits, handbags, and age, to funny innuendos hinting at her drinking, exercise habits, and more. 

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Cake Shop Birthday Card
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Cake Shop Birthday Card

£1.99

Your Call Is Important Birthday Card
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Your Call Is Important Birthday Card

£1.99

Don't Accept Husbands Birthday Card
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Don't Accept Husbands Birthday Card

£1.99

Cat Business Birthday Card
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Cat Business Birthday Card

£1.99

Spoiled Birthday Card
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Spoiled Birthday Card

£2.10

Amazon Delivery Birthday Card
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Amazon Delivery Birthday Card

£1.99

Posting a Letter Birthday Card
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Posting a Letter Birthday Card

£2.10

Here's Your Cod Birthday Card
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Here's Your Cod Birthday Card

£2.99

Have a Hoot Birthday Card
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Have a Hoot Birthday Card

£2.99

Pet Shop Greeting Card
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Pet Shop Greeting Card

£1.99

Cassette Tape and Pencil Birthday Card
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Cassette Tape and Pencil Birthday Card

£2.65

Dogs vs Cats Birthday Card
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Dogs vs Cats Birthday Card

£2.35

Three Stages of Drinking Birthday Card
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Three Stages of Drinking Birthday Card

£2.35

Fabulous Birthday Card
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Fabulous Birthday Card

£2.35

Bottle of Red Birthday Card
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Bottle of Red Birthday Card

£2.65

Heart Says Gin Birthday Card
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Heart Says Gin Birthday Card

£2.35

Guess The Animal Birthday Card
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Guess The Animal Birthday Card

£2.35

Young and Fit Birthday Card
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Young and Fit Birthday Card

£2.35

Pheasant Birthday Card
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Pheasant Birthday Card

£2.65

Blue Tits Birthday Card
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Blue Tits Birthday Card

£2.65

Serious Catching Up To Do Birthday Card
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Serious Catching Up To Do Birthday Card

£2.35

Would You Believe It? Birthday Card
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Would You Believe It? Birthday Card

£2.35

Beer Float Birthday Card
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Beer Float Birthday Card

£2.65

Going Far Birthday Card
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Going Far Birthday Card

£2.35

Maturity Birthday Card
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Maturity Birthday Card

£2.65

Irritable Vowel Syndrome Greeting Card
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Irritable Vowel Syndrome Greeting Card

£1.99

Does My Bum Look Big In This? Greeting Card
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Does My Bum Look Big In This? Greeting Card

£3.10

I Dusted Once Birthday Card
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I Dusted Once Birthday Card

£2.15

Accept Cookies Birthday Card
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Accept Cookies Birthday Card

£2.15

Being an Adult Birthday Card
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Being an Adult Birthday Card

£2.15

Anything You Want Birthday Card
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Anything You Want Birthday Card

£2.45

Perfect Balance Birthday Card
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Perfect Balance Birthday Card

£2.45

Still Exisiting Birthday Card
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Still Exisiting Birthday Card

£2.99

Storm Coming Birthday Card
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Storm Coming Birthday Card

£2.75

Netflix Birthday Card
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Netflix Birthday Card

£2.75

Trouble Remembering Birthday Card
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Trouble Remembering Birthday Card

£2.75

Good For Your Age Birthday Card
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Good For Your Age Birthday Card

£2.45

Fault  Birthday Card
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Fault Birthday Card

£2.45

Stuck Birthday Card
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Stuck Birthday Card

£2.45

Back Up Dinner Birthday Card
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Back Up Dinner Birthday Card

£2.45

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