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Funny Birthday Cards


Give your loved ones a good laugh with our collection of funny birthday cards. Whether you’re looking for cheeky innuendos or amusing punchlines, we have you covered with a range of designs to suit all relations and ages

All our cards can be personalised with a handwritten message, which we’ll write for you – just tell us the message you’d like to add, and we’ll take care of the rest. 

Funny Birthday Cards for Men

Whether it's your dad, partner, brother, grandad, uncle or a male friend - we have funny card designs specifically for men. From funny drinking innuendos to hilarious illustrations with a cheeky punchline - you’ll find something for all personalities. 

Funny Birthday Cards for Her 

Give her some laughter this birthday with a funny birthday card for her. From humorous punchlines targeting her shopping habits, handbags, and age, to funny innuendos hinting at her drinking, exercise habits, and more. 

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Mona Lisa Greeting Card
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Mona Lisa Greeting Card

£2.35

Enigma Variations Greeting Card
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Enigma Variations Greeting Card

£1.99

Yoga Flamingos Birthday Card
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Yoga Flamingos Birthday Card

£2.35

Named You After a Biscuit Birthday Card
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Named You After a Biscuit Birthday Card

£2.35

Twig Missing Birthday Card
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Twig Missing Birthday Card

£2.35

Extra Leg Room Birthday Card
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Extra Leg Room Birthday Card

£2.35

James Pond Birthday Card
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James Pond Birthday Card

£2.35

Symptoms Birthday Card
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Symptoms Birthday Card

£2.50

Every Weekend Birthday Card
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Every Weekend Birthday Card

£2.35

Every Woman's Dream Birthday Card
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Every Woman's Dream Birthday Card

£2.35

Nachos Birthday Card
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Nachos Birthday Card

£2.35

Bad Influence Birthday Card
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Bad Influence Birthday Card

£2.65

Another Year Older Birthday Card
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Another Year Older Birthday Card

£2.75

Drinky-poo Birthday Card
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Drinky-poo Birthday Card

£2.75

Gin, A Poem Birthday Card
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Gin, A Poem Birthday Card

£2.75

A Beer or Two Birthday Card
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A Beer or Two Birthday Card

£2.75

Clubbing for Middle Aged Birthday Card
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Clubbing for Middle Aged Birthday Card

£2.65

Forgot Username Birthday Card
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Forgot Username Birthday Card

£2.65

Licence to Grumble Birthday Card
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Licence to Grumble Birthday Card

£2.65

Real Cards Birthday Card
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Real Cards Birthday Card

£2.75

Jiggle My Jugs Birthday Card
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Jiggle My Jugs Birthday Card

£2.75

Hang On Birthday Card
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Hang On Birthday Card

£2.90

Spring Chicken Birthday Card
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Spring Chicken Birthday Card

£2.90

Puffin Out Those Candles Birthday Card
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Puffin Out Those Candles Birthday Card

£2.90

Holy Moley Birthday Card
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Holy Moley Birthday Card

£2.90

Not Another Grey Hare Birthday Card
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Not Another Grey Hare Birthday Card

£2.90

Cheers Big Ears Birthday Card
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Cheers Big Ears Birthday Card

£2.90

Excuse Me Squirrel Birthday Card
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Excuse Me Squirrel Birthday Card

£2.90

Ye Bag For Life Birthday Card
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Ye Bag For Life Birthday Card

£2.75

The Bottle of Hastings Birthday Card
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The Bottle of Hastings Birthday Card

£2.75

Sorry It's Cold Birthday Card
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Sorry It's Cold Birthday Card

£2.75

Tense Jellyfish Birthday Card
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Tense Jellyfish Birthday Card

£2.45

Old Wolf Birthday Card
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Old Wolf Birthday Card

£2.45

Five Words You Can Spell Birthday Card
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Five Words You Can Spell Birthday Card

£2.45

Who Invented Spoons Birthday Card
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Who Invented Spoons Birthday Card

£2.45

Conga-Ahead Birthday Card
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Conga-Ahead Birthday Card

£2.45

Hottest Desert Birthday Card
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Hottest Desert Birthday Card

£2.45

Coffee and Alcohol Birthday Card
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Coffee and Alcohol Birthday Card

£2.35

Rugby Birthday Card
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Rugby Birthday Card

£2.35

Cat Selfies Birthday Card
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Cat Selfies Birthday Card

£2.10

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