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Funny Birthday Cards

Give your loved ones a good laugh with our collection of funny birthday cards. Whether you’re looking for cheeky innuendos or amusing punchlines, we have you covered with a range of designs to suit all relations and ages. 

All our cards can be personalised with a handwritten message, which we’ll write for you – just tell us the message you’d like to add, and we’ll take care of the rest. 

Funny Birthday Cards for Men

Whether it's your dad, partner, brother, grandad, uncle or a male friend - we have funny card designs specifically for men. From funny drinking innuendos to hilarious illustrations with a cheeky punchline - you’ll find something for all personalities. 

Funny Birthday Cards for Her 

Give her some laughter this birthday with a funny birthday card for her. From humorous punchlines targeting her shopping habits, handbags, and age, to funny innuendos hinting at her drinking, exercise habits, and more. 

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Excuse Me Squirrel Birthday Card
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Excuse Me Squirrel Birthday Card

£2.99

Ye Bag For Life Birthday Card
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Ye Bag For Life Birthday Card

£2.75

The Bottle of Hastings Birthday Card
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The Bottle of Hastings Birthday Card

£2.75

Sorry It's Cold Birthday Card
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Sorry It's Cold Birthday Card

£2.75

Old Wolf Birthday Card
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Old Wolf Birthday Card

£2.45

Who Invented Spoons Birthday Card
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Who Invented Spoons Birthday Card

£2.45

Hottest Desert Birthday Card
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Hottest Desert Birthday Card

£2.45

So Many Candles Birthday Card
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So Many Candles Birthday Card

£2.45

Rugby Birthday Card
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Rugby Birthday Card

£2.45

This is Murray Birthday Card
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This is Murray Birthday Card

£2.10

Cat Selfies Birthday Card
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Cat Selfies Birthday Card

£2.10

Every Man's Dream Birthday Card
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Every Man's Dream Birthday Card

£2.65

Past 9pm Birthday Card
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Past 9pm Birthday Card

£2.35

I Know You Like Dogs Birthday Card
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I Know You Like Dogs Birthday Card

£2.35

Staggering Birthday Card
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Staggering Birthday Card

£2.35

Talk Balls Birthday Card
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Talk Balls Birthday Card

£2.35

Sports Mad Birthday Card
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Sports Mad Birthday Card

£2.35

No To Gin Birthday Card
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No To Gin Birthday Card

£2.35

Ice Cream Birthday Card
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Ice Cream Birthday Card

£2.35

Growing Up Birthday Card
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Growing Up Birthday Card

£2.35

Non Essentials Birthday Card
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Non Essentials Birthday Card

£1.99

A Little Birdie Birthday Card
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A Little Birdie Birthday Card

£1.99

Unlock Brains Potential Birthday Card
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Unlock Brains Potential Birthday Card

£2.75

Don't Care Cats Birthday Card
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Don't Care Cats Birthday Card

£2.75

Spring Chicken Birthday Card
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Spring Chicken Birthday Card

£2.99

Dry Clean Only Greeting Card
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Dry Clean Only Greeting Card

£2.65

Plastic Free Greeting Card
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Plastic Free Greeting Card

£2.65

No New Messages Greeting Card
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No New Messages Greeting Card

£2.65

Sit Here Cat Greeting Card
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Sit Here Cat Greeting Card

£2.65

Clean the House Greeting Card
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Clean the House Greeting Card

£2.65

Riding a Bicycle Greeting Card
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Riding a Bicycle Greeting Card

£2.65

For God's Sake Birthday Card
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For God's Sake Birthday Card

£2.20

Shattered Birthday Card
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Shattered Birthday Card

£1.80

Scratching Post Greeting Card
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Scratching Post Greeting Card

£2.45

Hip Replacement Greeting Card
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Hip Replacement Greeting Card

£2.45

Just The One Glass Birthday Card
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Just The One Glass Birthday Card

£2.75

Really Cold Greeting Card
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Really Cold Greeting Card

£2.45

Zoomdogs Greeting Card
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Zoomdogs Greeting Card

£2.75

Zoomcats Meeting Greeting Card
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Zoomcats Meeting Greeting Card

£2.75

Oh Soddeth Greeting Card
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Oh Soddeth Greeting Card

£2.75

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